Be The Lightning In Me That Strikes Relentless

YO.

- I cannot stand you.
- I need advice.
- Put a photo?
♣ - I hate your tumblr.
● - I admire you very much.
♥ - Will you marry me?
- I love you.
☺ - I’m too ashamed to talk to you.
 - Wish you were mine.
 - You are ridiculous.
 - Your tumblr is one of my favorites!
₪  - Leave tumblr. You are weak.
- Age?
- Sexual orientation?
❈ - Last song you listened?
▲ - Favorite Number?
- Your perfect girl/boy?


gaywrites:

It’s Bi Visibility/Celebrate Bisexuality Day! Learn more and find ways to celebrate in your community here. Fellow bisexuals, I salute you! 



crushingeagle:

owlthedeadman:

Who should I vote for, Troy Baker or Troy Baker.

it turned out that troy baker beat troy baker. what a crushing defeat for troy baker. at least troy baker is a stand up guy and likely took it well.
congratulations, troy baker. sorry for your loss, troy baker.

crushingeagle:

owlthedeadman:

Who should I vote for, Troy Baker or Troy Baker.

it turned out that troy baker beat troy baker. what a crushing defeat for troy baker. at least troy baker is a stand up guy and likely took it well.

congratulations, troy baker. sorry for your loss, troy baker.




ispyahumanvoicemail:

obsessedwith-castiel-dean-sam:

awesomewhispy:

bird-internet:

captainshenanigans:

Do you ever stop and realize that the average person doesn’t know what a ship is or what canon means.

We probably just all sound like pirates.

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We are pirates.



madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST

madhatter0:

funnnyyy-giiiifffsss:

HAHAHAHAHA !

SOMEONE MADE IT INTO A GIF I CAN’T I JUST


catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

catp0rn:

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com


I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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pro-bees-anti-feminism:

Ok so:

  • Sharing pictures of naked Dylan; ok.
  • Sharing pictures of naked Jennifer; not ok.
  • Pictures of naked Dylan; scandalous.
  • Pictures of naked Jennifer; not scandalous.
  • Sharing pictures of naked Dylan; funny and sexy.
  • Sharing pictures of naked Jennifer; you should be focusing on more important things, and the reaction of boys is predictable.
  • Fans enjoying naked pictures of Dylan; ok.
  • Fans enjoying naked pictures of Jennifer; what a bunch of predictable teenagers.
  • Dylan should take responsibility for the photos. “He owned up to it immediately.”
  • The photos shouldn’t change your opinion of Jennifer.

Personally I really don’t care about the actual photos, it’s not a surprise that celebrities have genitals just like everybody else. But I do find the reaction of the internet very interesting.

Why the double standard?


WHEN MY FRIEND GETS SLOPPY DRUNK AND I HAVE TO DELIVER HER TO HER BOYFRIEND

college-life-crisis:

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thiccthot:

will smith if you’re reading this i just wanted to check in and make sure everything is good with u

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